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Green Beer and Leprechauns

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Ten Fun and Interesting Facts about Ireland. An estimated 40% of Americans can claim some sort of Irish heritage, so you may as well learn something about it.

Ten Great Inventions for Drunken Fools.

The Religious History of Beer. Includes a handy beer blessing.

Beer Worth Drinking.

If you’re looking a for a celebratory drink without alcohol, McDonalds has the dreaded Shamrock Shakes available. But they don’t brag about it.

Gail Hapke has a great collection of vintage postcards from Ireland, and is scanning and sharing them at Scribal Terror. You’ll find more here and here and here.

Six Reasons the Irish aren’t so lucky.

Mike Ashley tells you everything you need to know about St. Patricks Day, Redneck Style.

St. Patricks Day: A Misunderstood Holiday.

THE ACCIDENT

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road.

The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!”

The priest asks him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?”

The Rabbi responds, “Just a little shaken.”

The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, “Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves.”

The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, “Well, what are we going to tell the police?”

“Well,” the priest says, “I don’t know what your aft’ to be tellin’ them. But I’ll be tellin’ them I wasn’t the one drinkin’.”

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